So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
im holly from the hills drunk
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Randomize
