Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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