there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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