My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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