Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
It's shark week go big or go home
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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