i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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