she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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