So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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