i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
this is an emotional support booty call
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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