I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
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85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
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I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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