idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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