And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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