I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
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