Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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