he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
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