you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
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i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
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This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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