sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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