ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
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Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
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I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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