i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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