There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
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I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
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My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
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