do herpes really smell.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
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Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
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I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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