So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
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