If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Just took my morning after pill in the library
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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