Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I want a musical about memes.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
I party with great urgency now.
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