wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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