I want to have your abortion
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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