He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
