physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
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I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
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i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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