I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
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My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
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I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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