3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
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Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
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I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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