Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
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I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
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I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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