i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
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I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
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The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
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