plz talk dirty to me
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
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