Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Can't talk, ducks in the car
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