They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
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