Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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