White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
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I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
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Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
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