i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Of course I have a pirate flag
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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