We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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