we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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