youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
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Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
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She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
My Uber driver last night was driving a taxi and tried to charge me fare.
You didn't get in your Uber because your ex was driving, that was a legitimate taxi.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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