We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
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you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
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Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
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