It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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