too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
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We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
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it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
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