Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I asked a girl to buy her a drink, she had I have a boyfriend, so I said, well i have a goldfish, she said what? I replied, oh I'm sorry I thought we were talking about shit that doesnt matter.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
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You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
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Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
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