We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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