So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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