u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
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Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
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i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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