Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
why is half of my head shaved?
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
Randomize
