this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
Everything about him screamed your future.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
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Don't EVER smell your tampon
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
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You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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