ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
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Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
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I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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