'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
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How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
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how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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