She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
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The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
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My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
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