Me too!
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
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I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
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Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
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