your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
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I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
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Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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