I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
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the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
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I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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