with your own penis?
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
is that a dick in a sweater?
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