There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
wakey wakey hands off snakey
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
Randomize
