My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
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you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
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Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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