Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
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I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
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We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
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